MIRANDA FOR VOGUE ITALIA.

{Miranda Kerr for Vogue Italia, images via Pedestrian.tv}

I don’t know Miranda. Not hot enough. Needs more sex appeal.

No, but really – what is this?! I go from thinking Miranda Kerr is all just goji berries, expensive skin care products and higher-than-thou yoga (I do like yoga though) and all of a sudden I’m like, “STOP BEING SO AMAZING MIRANDA KERR!”

But seriously, I want to look this smouldering as a platinum blonde (I don’t. I once played Sandy in a low-budget community production of ‘Grease’, which was just as laughably painful as it sounds). I also wish I looked this smouldering pants-less. BRB – going to practise pants-less pose.